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            I think these articles are for the most part listed in the order they were written.  These articles are all mixed the hell up.  However, The most recent are at the bottom, and the dates are on the top, so sooner or later I'll put them back in the right order.  They just got mixed up somewhere in the middle. 

Manifesto

January 2000

Y2K  

Just Say No - 1

June 2000

Rules of Dating

 

August 2000

The Great Job Search

 

October 2000

StressTest

 

February 2001

Mardi Gras   

Crop Circles

April 2001

Letter Home

Blue Monday

June 2001

Marta - Episode 1

July 2001

The Key Nazi  

Situation Wanted

October 2001

Cable Guy  

The Drinking Pyramid  

In Memory Of

November 2001

Sleep Moving

December 2001

Kidz i - A child's logic

March 2002

Cheap Cheap Cheap

April 2002

Modern Medicine

July 2002

New Math

August 2002

Marta - Episode 2

September 2002

Just Say No - 2

Kidz ii - A Child's logic

December 2002

Sex Rots Your Brain  

Only In Houston

January 2003

The Unlikely Prophet  

Vagabondage  

Body Mutilation  

Just Say No - 3

February 2003

Just Say No - 4

Write Your Congressman

The "All New" Dating Game  

Kidz iii - A child's logic

March 2003

Through the Eyes of a Child

Rodeo Houston 

Freedom Fries  

Kidz iv - A child's logic

April 2003

West Nile Virus  

Stupid People

Kidz v - A child's logic

May 2003

Odds & Ends

Darwin Awards

Hooker Letter 

O.C.D.   

The Birds & The Bees 

June 2003

Wuv.. twue wuv

Toby Keith v. Dixie Chicks

Retractions & R.I.P. II

White Trash  

Confusion   

Lemonade Stand

Stunned

WTF?

The Numbers game

July 2003

Kidz vi - A child's logic

Kidz vii - A child's logic

August 2003

Wedding Announcement

The Carnie Wilson Surgery

Ali Landry

September 2003

Sent from Above

In Memory Of....

Kidz viii - A child's logic

October 2003

How to Be A Wild Child  

Kidz ix - A child's logic

November 2003

¿Que?

**What Makes a Hero**

December 2003

In The News  

Osmosis

I.Q. = B.M.I.  

Going back into the closet  

Another 1 Bites the Dust

Dowry

Kidz x - A child's logic

January 2004

Retelling History

Earwax

 

February 2004

All Apologies

April 2004

NYC - Day 1

June 2004

The Meaning of Dreams

For The Boys

Spiderman

July 2004

MAB

Live From The Vatican

February 2005

What I Should Have Said

Stupidity is Contagious

HR For Dummies

Losing My Religion

March 2005

Rights

Odd

Papal FAQ

April 2005

Country Come To Town

 

May 2005

Alleged

Pride Parade

Working Out

What every girl should know

I could kick your ass

M2 Word Game

July 2005

It's the end of the World...

Hodgepodge

Vengeance Is Mine Sayeth Me

August 2005

A Room With A View

Reverse Racism & Other Silliness

Children can't fly...

Live W8ste

Swoosh... (102)

September 2005

Twitterpated

 

October 2005

Armchair Commentary

Deep Questions & Shallow Answers

All Aboard!!

Animal Planet

I do not like Olives...

 

November 2005

Continuing Education

Paperclips

 

December 2005

State of the Union (Transit)

Words of Encouragement

State of the Union, Ch. 2

I'm on the Watch List...

Resolutions....

I Resolute!

 

January 2006

Auld Lang Syne

Letters to GI-Jude

One Word

YOU STUPID!

 

 

 

 

 

March 2006

Shingles Are The debil!

Just Slanging Around...

 

 

June 2006

Comforting Words

 

July 2006

Letters of Reference

 

 

GUEST RANTS

Guest Rant by Chip Aucoin

Link's on the line...

Just a Law Enforcement Officer

Seth's Shitty Memories Vol. 15

 

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