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~~I think these articles are for the most part listed in the order they were written~~. These articles are all mixed the hell up. However, The most recent are at the bottom, and the dates are on the top, so sooner or later I'll put them back in the right order. They just got mixed up somewhere in the middle.

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January 2000 Y2K Just Say No - 1	June 2000 Rules of Dating	August 2000 The Great Job Search
October 2000 StressTest	February 2001 Mardi Gras Crop Circles	April 2001 Letter Home Blue Monday
June 2001 Marta - Episode 1	July 2001 The Key Nazi Situation Wanted	October 2001 Cable Guy The Drinking Pyramid In Memory Of
November 2001 Sleep Moving	December 2001 Kidz i - A child's logic	March 2002 Cheap Cheap Cheap
April 2002 Modern Medicine	July 2002 New Math	August 2002 Marta - Episode 2
September 2002 Just Say No - 2 Kidz ii - A Child's logic	December 2002 Sex Rots Your Brain Only In Houston	January 2003 The Unlikely Prophet Vagabondage Body Mutilation Just Say No - 3
February 2003 Just Say No - 4 Write Your Congressman The "All New" Dating Game Kidz iii - A child's logic	March 2003 Through the Eyes of a Child Rodeo Houston Freedom Fries Kidz iv - A child's logic	April 2003 West Nile Virus Stupid People Kidz v - A child's logic
May 2003 Odds & Ends Darwin Awards Hooker Letter O.C.D. The Birds & The Bees	June 2003 Wuv.. twue wuv Toby Keith v. Dixie Chicks Retractions & R.I.P. II White Trash Confusion Lemonade Stand Stunned WTF? The Numbers game	July 2003 Kidz vi - A child's logic Kidz vii - A child's logic
August 2003 Wedding Announcement The Carnie Wilson Surgery Ali Landry	September 2003 Sent from Above In Memory Of.... Kidz viii - A child's logic	October 2003 How to Be A Wild Child Kidz ix - A child's logic
November 2003 ¿Que? What Makes a Hero	December 2003 In The News Osmosis I.Q. = B.M.I. Going back into the closet Another 1 Bites the Dust Dowry Kidz x - A child's logic	January 2004 Retelling History Earwax
February 2004 All Apologies	April 2004 NYC - Day 1	June 2004 The Meaning of Dreams For The Boys Spiderman
July 2004 MAB Live From The Vatican	February 2005 What I Should Have Said Stupidity is Contagious HR For Dummies Losing My Religion	March 2005 Rights Odd Papal FAQ
April 2005 Country Come To Town	May 2005 Alleged Pride Parade Working Out What every girl should know I could kick your ass M² Word Game	July 2005 It's the end of the World... Hodgepodge Vengeance Is Mine Sayeth Me
August 2005 A Room With A View Reverse Racism & Other Silliness Children can't fly... Live W8ste Swoosh... (102)	September 2005 Twitterpated	October 2005 Armchair Commentary Deep Questions & Shallow Answers All Aboard!! Animal Planet I do not like Olives...
November 2005 Continuing Education Paperclips	December 2005 State of the Union (Transit) Words of Encouragement State of the Union, Ch. 2 I'm on the Watch List... Resolutions.... I Resolute!	January 2006 Auld Lang Syne Letters to GI-Jude One Word YOU STUPID!
March 2006 Shingles Are The debil! Just Slanging Around...	June 2006 Comforting Words	July 2006 Letters of Reference

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