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Letters Overseas... January 2006
This page is updated as sent or received... Letters from me are in black, letters from Jude are in blue...
Subject: RE: try again From: "Guidry HM2 Julian B" <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL> Date: Tue, January 03, 2006 11:00 pm To: "Mikki Lanclos" <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com>
I emailed a few times, but didn't get a response, then I was told your email changed. So, we'll try it again.
Are you working on your tan? I'm sure it's lovely by now.
I got an email from James saying he saw a picture of you recently and it looked just like the photo he has of me and Toby and the kids with the big noses and mustaches on... and he said, you and him look just alike.
So that kind of concerned me since i was wearing make up, and showing some cleavage... Now I have this image of you, in makeup, mustache, and with cleavage...
On days when I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: RE: try again From: "Guidry HM2 Julian B" <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL> Date: Wed, January 04, 2006 To: "Mikki Lanclos" <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com>
This email was lost. I tried to get it restored, and they wanted $150.00, so I will just try to remember what he said, and only charge myself $1.99 for the first minute, and .25 for each additional minute of memory searching.
Something about no, he doesn't show much cleavage in the desert, and how he wasn't working on his tan because it it was pretty damn cold.
I FOUND IT!!! ok, Jude re-emailed it to me, so technically he found it, but WHO CARES.
From: Guidry HM2 Julian B Sent: Tuesday, January 03, 2006 23:01 To: 'Mikki Lanclos' Subject: RE: try again
No, I’d have to say my cleavage hasn't been showing recently. I'm trying the more modest look you know. As for working on my tan, well let’s just say, Its Fricking Cold!!!!! So no not really.
Hope you are doing well. I'm doing as good as can be expected.
From:
Mikki Lanclos [mailto:mikki@scribbledthoughts.com]
Hmm, well it being cold means you can't go with my 2nd idea, which is to take advantage of the sand storms to strip naked and let it "pumice you".. till you are all smooth and shiny. What every man wants.
Damn weather, interfering with beauty and upkeep.
I have been very amused though with the image of you running around in full gear with the groucho mustache and lipstick, eye shadow, and big cleavage.
I wish I could draw!! :) It's a shame these images are trapped in my brain where no one else can see them. I'm sure the voices will keep them company.
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: RE: try again From: "Guidry HM2 Julian B" <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL> Date: Wed, January 04, 2006 8:42 am To: "Mikki Lanclos" <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com>
Well the cold weather only has a little part to do with your second idea, we also got to wear alot of body armor so stripping down and letting the sand do its work might be kinda difficult, besides can you imagine sand in certain crevices... YIKES And as for lipstick and eye shadow, hell girl we are in the desert, why dress up... hehehe
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: RE: try again From: Mikki Lanclos <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com> Date: Wed, January 04, 2006 9:06 am To: Guidry HM2 Julian B <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL>
See how the white man holds us down? DAMN THE MAN.
When a man can't beautify himself, why, it's just wrong!
Toby's friend was being sent out there last summer, Toby sent some DVDs with him. A couple of movies that they all thought sucked, so he could bury them in the desert.
So, if you see them, leave em there!
They just moved to Breaux Bridge, you can write him if you have time and urge at 616 Wild Cherry Lane, Breaux Bridge, LA 70517.
I know you don't have lots of time, but he doesn't have email, so snail mail is your only option. Although, I think we should try to bring smoke signals back in style... OH WAIT NO, let's do the cup with the string thing. I'll go to K-mart and get some string, and then I'll mail one end to you, when it gets there, just attach the cup to your end of the string. Hopefully, along the way no one will tie a string onto our string to overhear our conversations.
I wish you were stationed somewhere exotic, like Africa or something, so i could say, bring me home a pet monkey... my only option there is a camel, and i don't deal well with spitting, so you can scratch that off my wish list.
Let's see... what is happening here. I did my resolutions,
My resolutions for 2006 are as follows...
1- I will not eat carbs!
2- I will not eat sweets!
3- I will not eat Styrofoam, which sometimes, in binging fits, I confuse with carbs.
4- I will walk more, cuz it's good for me and because I want to kill the NYC Transit workers.
5- I will not kill anyone. (again)
6- I will not tell you who I killed last. (stop asking)
7- I will not convince anymore city dwellers that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. (dumb city folk)
8- I will not have sex with anyone other than Joaquin Phoenix (Joaquin, please call me! (212-555-HOTT)
9- I will stop doing my impersonation of Whitney Houston in crowded streets... "Oh hell to the no!" &, " Crack is whack!"
10- I will teach my cats to do good things, like laundry and dishes.
11- I will stop laughing in the faces of those who may or may not be armed with deadly weapons.
12- I will stop making crank calls to the NSA telling them that the Quakers have joined forces with Al Qaeda.
13- I will pick 3 people to be nice to, no matter what... (none of those 3 will be any of you, so don't get excited.)
14- I will stop giggling when my boss tells me I have to do what he tells me...
15- I will take a page from Sonya's book and start having Theme party's... So stay tuned and be prepared to use your imagination!
I think these 15 things will make me a better person!!
-Mikki
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: RE: try again From: "Guidry HM2 Julian B" <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL> Date: Wed, January 04, 2006 9:51 am To: "Mikki Lanclos" <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com>
Ahh, its good to know you still have a sense of humor. Hate to think all those city folk drained you dry. I will try to get a letter out to Toby in a while. How have you been other than smart ass. And how is everyone else doing?
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: RE: try again From: Mikki Lanclos <mikki@scribbledthoughts.com> Date: Wed, January 04, 2006 10:05 am To: Guidry HM2 Julian B <GuidryJB@22MEUFWD.USMC.MIL>
Now, yes, i have my sense of humor, it's the only thing I can afford right now.
The cityfolk don't get too close. Yesterday while walking to the subway I noticed that a store front had valentine's day stuff in the window I started yelling about gotdamn christmas just ending and now they were putting up gotdamn valentines day stuff, and just got dammit.
Regular new yorkers weren't phased at all, tourists looked slightly alarmed, and excited to see a real life maniac.
Weirdos.
I am not sure who everyone else you are referring to, actually is, but we'll just do a rough guesstimate.
Cathy and Diana are groovy. So are their animals. Charlotte is fine, she's in this area, but up there somewhere. I should probably make an effort to go see her, especially since I now live closer to her, i mean hell, it's almost 2 years and we haven't seen each other yet. I'm all about procrastination apparently. Our mother quit her job and is about to begin her career of shepherding up on Mount Walton. Will be hard since she has no sheep, but I am going to send her one for Valentines day. Just to get her started.
Shepherding has no appeal to me. Especially on mountains, which is where people tend to herd sheep. Basically I'd be fine until they went either up where i don't want to go, or way down where I don't want to go, at which point i'd say FUCK IT, i'm going to go herd goldfish. Less walking.
Toby and the family are good, like I said, they just moved to Breaux Bridge. Toby was hurt around Thanksgiving, a trailer was jackknifed and the hitch popped and the trailer swung and hit him, or something like that. Personally I think his wife beat the shit out of him, or his kids, they are evil little chunks of flesh. The youngest one, Peyton, his eyes flash red when he laughs. Very maniacal. He was hurting for a bit (Toby, not the maniacal one) but is otherwise doing ok.
As for everyone else, no one is dead, no one is in jail, and no one has made the papers recently, so they must all be doing well.
-Mikki
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