Who am I?
This is a question my shrink and I have been pondering for years now. We aren't anywhere near an answer, so if that was all you were coming here for.. you can go now!
Hooker.. or Not?? That is the question? I shall solve this identity crisis later.. but for now here are
The f.a.q.'s, and only the f.a.q.'s:
Who? Me..
Where? Look over your shoulder to your left.. no Einstein.. your other left!
Why? Who the hell knows..
When? When you least expect it probably..
What? I dunno... if there's commotion, its me.. if I'm quiet be afraid.. be very afraid.. it means I'm plotting something.
Favorite Quotes: 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill. Look closely at 3 of your friends. If they are ok, then its probably you!!
Did I miss anything? Probably.. we'll figure it out later
Q & A
(Not to be confused with T & A)
Age: 29
D.O.B. 2/29/76
Sex: Why, what have you heard?
Siblings: Yes, 15 at last count, but I've heard rumors that there are more out and about... Maybe you are one of them... Who's your daddy?
Married: No
[This is the answer to the question.]
[This is the answer to the question.]
[This is the answer to the question.]
[This is the answer to the question.]
[This is the answer to the question.]